Great news comes from Real Madrid staff regarding the preparation of players.
After the match with Atletico Madrid in the Champions League, some concerns were raised about the team management.
Rumors suggest the team is struggling. Following an in-depth analysis by team janitor Manzoni Spalatore, they decided that Luca Modrik needed to play the next 5 seasons to try to consolidate the team. Being in such a good physical form in the youth of his career, he needs to teach other colleagues how to pass between them, not to adversaries. Things like basic football.
Carlo empowered by Manzoni Spalatore, is focusing on dragging Real Madrid to its old glory days. Carlo a fan of Mourinho master tactics wants Real Madrid to play like Chelsea under Mourinho’s mandate.
I truly want to see that possession play implemented at Real Madrid. Over the past two years, we’ve seen the team increasingly adopt an anti-play style, relying on long passes reminiscent of Drogba’s glory days.
In the search for the next Drogba to find in the team, Mbape is struggling.
To help him Vinicius devised a plan to work better together. They cut tides with Rodrigo, and even in live matches,
so invisible they don’t even see him on the pitch, becoming a lethal invisible man who doesn’t deserve a pass from them.
To strengthen their force in the pitch field they are pioneering a revolutionary football strategy synchronized crying when the referee fails to punish the opponent. A bold, never-before-seen innovation!
I think the training is working, referees are just mean to them “Because they just want to play football”, shame on them.
Will synchronized crying be the future of football? Only time will tell!
Overall, we want to see how Real Madrid will perform with the Gunners.
I bet they will use Chelsea tactics again.
I hope Mister Spalatore will clean the standards for reaching the finale again.
Visca el Barça i visca Catalunya!
This story is a satirical pamphlet, meant to provoke thought. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.